simon

see that guy there on the left? yeah, that’s me. i’m good looking, huh? i have no idea what’s up with the other guy. i’m not even sure he should be in the picture. i’m trying to figure him out. i’m the king of this frickin’ castle, and he needs to realize that. i’m going to be your fact guy on here. look to me for updates and a ground level perspective along the way. i love to bark. love. it. you’ll never have to wonder what my mood is; i’m not afraid to tell you at all. i’m a certified terrorist hunter. don’t question it. just go with it. simon says!

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mulligan

i can’t tell you what i am. well, i’m a dog; but i don’t know what kind and i’m pretty sure my owners don’t either. they decided to name me mulligan because i got my second chance when they rescued me from the humane society. few could look past my sad eyes, and so they were lucky to snatch me up when they did. i can tell you that i like to pee. i also enjoy sleep, peeing, eating, occasionally tormenting simon, barking at squirrels, Squirrel!!, and peeing. did i mention the peeing part earlier? anyhoo-i’m also going to be our sports authority. i mean, look at me-i’m the very definition of the most sporting dog you’ve ever seen. svelte body, big feet, short legs, big head….wait, i’m not helping my cause am i? at any rate, look to me for the sporting side of our adventures.

see ya, mulligan…Squirrel!!!